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Greenspace Manager

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{ɡriːn-speɪs} {ˈmæn-ɪʤə} 

A person who plans mowing schedules like secret military operations, orchestrating an army of tractors, mowers and strimming teams in a vain attempt to turn the local park into Kew Gardens.  

See also: lawn lieutenant; grass guru; picnic-spot planner

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